Dont worry I've not forgotten about you...

Hello readers :)
Now this wont be a long post
Just thought you'd wont to know Ive not forgotten about you and le quiz
I is just a zehr busy giraffe atm
And id totally forgotten how damn long it takes to put together a results post
Its just so much copying and pasting and colour changing ... It make my head hurt
Ive done the first 5 questions now and ima cream crackers
So it will be with you at some point hopefully next week
Do you like how Ive made this post all rainbowfull just cause i love you guys
That looks damn funkyfull when you highlight it

Anyways in the mean time Ive decided to stick a link in here to an awesome website

http://www.damnlol.com/

That shall cure any no blog post related boredom :P

And feel free to browse my previous posts :)

TTFN babes :)

<3

Le Quiz 2.0 Part 2- The Results

Well dear reader here it is
The much anticipated *shifty eyes* results to the quiz 2.0
Its got pretty much the same Make-it-up-as-i-go-along points system as the first one :)
And once again if you don't like it well fudge you
METOPHORICALLY of course
*provocative winkey face*
Well enjoy.....

1, What shall your name be on this quiz?
Lolrexius the great (preferably with a sense of foreboding)
Wewell(‘s wobble but they don't fall down)
Batman Jesus Chance
The Only
The Welshican

Well last time i didn't give points for the first question but this isn't last time is it :P Lolrexius the great gets half a point for the use of brackets and the word foreboding cause I heart it :) I'm half tempted to take half a point off Boyfriend (aka Batman Jesus Chance apparently) because he needs to learn he is NOT Jesus but I will let him off this time. Only cause its him though.

2, Did you do my last quiz? If yes was it good? If no why ever not?
YES. It was good. I particularly liked the bits when it asked my name and whether you’re cute. Sorry this answer isn’t long enough.
It was good, however I'm sad i didn't win, it was an awesome prize that i could have really used XD
Not-applicable
Yes, I did complete your last quiz. It was rather awesome, if a little eclectic.
Yes, Yes. Damn those answers could be misinterpreted.

The Welshican gets half a point for making me actually lol :P and so does The Only as the word eceletic makes me happy for some reason. Ive just realised how strange/weird/crazy someone who reads this without knowing me will think I am. I'm sane I swear ^^

3, Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Yes, and no. Because you said you wanted long answers (ehh ;)) I’m going to weigh up the pros and cons of the upcoming festivities.
Pros
- I like getting people presents! Especially when you get them something that’s just PERFECT and you’re like ZOMG and they’re like ZOMG and then the world’s like ZOMG and your blog becomes famous and the world explodes but not really because that would be bad.
- You find out how much people love you by using price comparison websites to work out how much they spent. If it’s homemade they clearly don’t even care.
- Birthdays are fun! Imagine being born on Christmas. Lucky him.
- It’s a holiday where I can avoid red meat without being weird!
Cons
- It costs so fucking much and lolrex has a lack of funding at the present (LOL GEDDIT)
- Christmas carols are unnecessarily chirpy. They all talk about the happiness and innocence related to this fantastic virgin birth. None of them mention the fact he DIED. And not even a nice death, like crushed pelvis. He was EXECUTED.
- People didn’t even like Jesus that much.
- People get all grumpy if youre grumpy because some kid threw ice at your face.
How couldnt i be? Sitting home infront of a warm fire,watching christmas movies, and hopefully spending time with the people i love ^^
No as i'll be missing you too muchy
No, I’m looking forward to Yule - I’m a Wiccan.
No, not really. It happens every year so why should we worry about it not coming.

For that FREAKING amazing answer Lolrexicus the great gets a WHOLE point *shockhorror*. I'm so glad I reread that sentence as I originally typed sockhorror and that just sounds like a really low budget horror film so would not have had the desired literary effect. Boyfriend get half a point for being sweet/cute cause I'm easily swayed like dat :P

4, If you could have one wish what would it be?
I WANT TO FLY, HANNAH. I WANT TO FLY.
If I was omnipotent for a day, I’d give myself wings. HUGE eagley angelly wings so I could fly anywhere and stop driving lessons. And then I’d feed some Africans and kill others (if I fed them all, none would die and then they’d suffer from major over-population) and make all governments give out cakes.
hmm...is a million wishes off the table? then in that case for one of my fingers to be a swiss army knife ( preferably the piinkie finger, give it some use for once) you know so that i could always open up a tin of beans, or cut my remaining nails XD
The end of the year not to be so complex
I would wish for the ability to affect probability, with all that that entails.
I would wish for anyone else answering this quiz to have the opposite of what they wanted.

Lolrexicus the great gets half a point as a child i always really wanted to be able to fly. Like I really wanted it loads. Wewell get half a point for shear inventiveness of the idea :) The welshican gets quarter of a point because even though its harsh its funny :P


5, What is your favourite mammal?
MY FAVOURITE MAMMAL ISSSSSS an angry stapler monster. They’re a bit ferocious and you never ever go near them without eye protection, but they’re worth it for those times when you need something stapling.
The whale, because its like “ hell yeah, i confuse you, and make you think im a fish”
Me (human)
My favourite mammal is dear old Homo Sapiens, because I love being human.
The Human Mammal.

Wewell made me lol so he gets half a point :) Lolrexicus the great gets half a point for inventiveness swiftly but loses it again for giving me a new thing to fear :/

6, Explain what the first thing that comes into your head is when I say "motorcycles"
Well, surprisingly, I think about motorcycles.But then I think how boring that is and how much more is expected of me as something of a creative blogger. So then I feel really bad about myself and fall into a temporary state of depression.
Definitely not card games, that would be silly
CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
I’m looking at buying one but I have a feeling that it will result in bankruptcy and/or certain death.
“Look at me and my new Biiiiiiiiike!” THUD.


Lolrexicus the great made me feel sad by being sad cause of the question i asked so ima gonna take away half a point and eat some chocolate ^^ Boyfriend gets half a point for making the epic reference to yugioh abridged :D ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzazRsbwb0&feature=feedfbc for any of you geeks out there :P )

7, What is the most epic superpower?
Not being depressed by quizzes. And the wing thing, obviously.
The ability to make copies of things. So if someone has a chocolate hobnob, you can just make a hobnob of your own, and om nom nom on that badboy, without feeling guilty and stealing someones biscuit.
Big Penis
My favourite superpower would be gravity control.
Ability stealing. I can steal other powers

Wewell and The Welshican get half a point each cause I happen to think there ideas are pretty epic ^^ especially if you could steal the biscuit power :P *evil laugh*

8, What’s the thing you fear most often?
The penis-armpit thing. *shudders*
Spiders. they give me shivers.
( note to the reader "nothing" is scribbled out :P ) YOU!
I fear being forgotten and my own rational mind.
People who steal other people’s abilities.

Boyfriend gets half a point for correctly fearing me... In fact I believe more people should do it :P Wewell loses half a a point cause the other night i had nightmare about spiders and he has just reminded me of it :/ I'm going to have to spider check the room now -.- The Only also gains half a point cause I too fear being forgotten :S

9, Crisps or Chocolate?
Can I have half-and-half? I like having salt and vinegar mccoys and then some really rich chocolate. But if I had to choose… crisps. I’m actually not that fond of chocolate. Like, I could go without. Easily. I don’t understand the big deal.
Why not both? remember those pringels that were actually chocoloate? i miss them.
CHOCO AS ITS THE COLOUR OF THE BLACKMAN
Chocolate. It’s way better for you, and it doesn’t (often) cut the roof of my mouth open, unlike crisps.
CHOCOLATE!!!!

Wewell gets half a point for reminding me of those epic item of food :D Boyfriend gets half a point cause i miss my blackman (that's not casual racism Mike doesn't mind) and The Only gets half a point too cause I feel sorry for the roof of his mouth :/

10, If you had to chooses between having an extra finger on both hands or no nose which would you choose?
An extra finger. But then I’d have it removed. You can’t really have a nose added, so that would be the easiest. I’d hope that my extra finger would fit between my others, just making my hand wider. If it stuck out at an odd angle at the side I’d chunder everywhere.
Well that depends on precisely how much i would look like voldemort.
An extra finger would be usefull for "finger"-ing
I’d have the extra fingers. It’d make foreplay more interesting, at any rate…
No nose cause then I wouldn’t have to be able to smell people to know they were coming.

How did I know Boyfriend and The Only would make it sexual *unimpressed look* Lolrexicus the great gets a quarter of a point for the use of the word chunder :P Wewell gets half a point for the HP reference :)

11, Given your opinion on modern societies opinion on beauty?
As a woman, I think it’s wrong. But as a fatty, I want to be thiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
my opinion on their opinion? i think they’re wrong, i believe that anyone who actually judges beauty on weight is an idiot, and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No one has any right to call anyone ugly, because they’re beautiful to somebody.
Beauty is skin deep xxx
I think that it is utter nonsense. I prefer natural women, not shrink-wrapped oranges.
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Lolrexicus you are NOT fat -.- Wewell gets half a point for his rather profound answer :) as does The Only as ima natural women ^^ and so does The Welshican as that's my response to peoples opinion on beauty

12, Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Writing blog posts about inverting robots and all the aliens with a penis in their armpit.
Supreme overlord of the universe!!!! either that or working in Dixons.
Leading my new world order
I see myself realistically as well past the peak of my physical prime and just getting used to my body failing as I take up a desk job at an engineering firm instead of doing the fieldwork. Unrealistically, you will all be benevolently governed by my totalitarian dictatorship which will seek to expand into space rather than exploit the Earth even more.
As a 17 year old, I see myself as a 37 year old.

The Only gets half a point cause I rather like his answer :) and The Welshican gets half a point too because his slightly sarcastic answer made me chuckle :P

13, Will it bother you that I am having 13 questions?
I’m not superstitious. There’s no writing on the wall. The ladder’s not falling. I’M NOT STEVIE WONDER.
Ahhh!! touch wood, touch wood, bad luck!!
I FUCKING HATE/LOVE YOU (Delete as appropriate)
No, it doesn’t bother me – thirteen is significant, but not unlucky.
This is the 15th question. The second one was 3 questions. Take that society.

Boyfriend gets half a point as I fucking hate/love him too :P ^^ Lolrexicus gets half a point to for making me have a little boggie :D I would give The Welshican half a point but the answers a bit of a smart arse answer so he doesn't get any :P

And the result are...
*drumroll*
Ooooooo its close

Lolrexius the great- 2 1/4
Wewell- 2 1/2
Batman Jesus Chance- 2 1/2
The Only- 2 1/2
The Welshican- 2 1/4

Ahhh fudgecakes -.-

What am I ment to do now?

*ponders furiously*

I GOT IT!!!

We shall have a deciding question of destiny

*dramatic music*

And the winner shall get a point :)

And thus be the overall winner ^^

I shall sort that out before my next blog post

Untill next time reader ttfn

:) xxx

Le Quiz 2.0

Right I'm having le common issue atm
Bloggers blockWhich sounds quite good if you say it
BLoggers BLock
Great plosive sound :)
Try saying it people :P
This is quite annoying as I am never usually lost for words
Like EVER
Apart from when I open the posting windowmegiggy
And yes windowmegiggy is a technical term
Well anyways I've decided to get some audience participation coming in again :)
Now I've done a quiz before
You can find it at the side bar --->
Read it if you haven't :)
*INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG HERE TO GET YOU TO READ MY OLD POSTS HERE*
But.... Enter le Quiz 2.0
I don't know why but I'm liking me le's atm
Ive gone all french on yo asses
Gonna be whacking out croissants left right and centre before you know it :P
But I digress
So its gonna work like last time with doing a vague points system
But they'll be less questions so I'm expecting developed answers
No one word shiz here pwease
Tahh in advance you babes :)
And yes you are ALL babes :D
Every single one of you
^^
The questions will be bellow and you email me the answers (to awkwardgiraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk)
The deadline is the 30th November :)
So you have like 2 and a half weeks :)
Here be le questions....

1, What shall your name be on this quiz?
2, Did you do my last quiz? If yes was it good? If no why ever not?
3, Are you looking forward to Christmas?
4, If you could have one wish what would it be?
5, What is your favourite mammal?
6, Explain what the first thing that comes into your head is when I say... motorcycles
7, What is the most epic superpower?
8, Whats the thing you fear most often?
9, Crisps or Chocolate?
10, If you had to chooses between having an extra finger on both hands or no nose which would you choose?
11, Given your opinion on modern societies opinion on beauty?
12, Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
13, Will it bother you that I am having 13 questions?

Its nearly midnight
I be sleepy
*YAWNS*
Night night readers :) x

The post I'm too lazy to think of a name for so well just call it Bob :)

Heyy guys :)

First of all an apology for my lack of blogging for the last few months :/

I'm a very busy awkward giraffe lately ^^

Ive applied to university

Got my first offer today :D

But you don't care about me enough to want to know the detail on that :P

And plus I probably should tell the Internet too much detail about me

Anywayss...

I'm blogging now cause I feel guilty

And cause LOLREX just blogged

http://lolrexlol.blogspot.com/

Check it out peeps :D

I'm cream crackered atm so this wont be a long or particularly good post :/

Went for a jog with the boy today cause I'm trying to be all healthy

Then had fish and chips for tea

And cake

And chocolate

OOOPPPPSSIIEEE :/

Anywayss...

I said anyways a lot

And moving swiftly on

I don't mean I'm moving on I mean i say moving swiftly on a lot too :P

But I don't think that's surprising considering in awkward giraffe

I can talk my way out of any awkward situation :P

And I'm generally socially awkward

I HATE eye contact -.-

And silences -.-

And courgettes but that more of a texture issue than a example of my social awkwardness

I mean its not often you find yourselves having to turn down courgette based hospitality

What I mean was people don't usually offer you courgette in social situations and get offended if you turn them down

Cause if they did I would be screwed

Metaphorically my dear readers :P

Sorry for that :P

Couldn't help myself :P

I think that's a sign

I think it is time for me to stop writing and get back to my chocolate orange :P

It has freaking popping candy in it :D :D :D

BEST

THING

EVER!!!

Sorry that the thread of this post is even less clear than usual :P

And it stupidly short :/

But hey ho at least you know I'm still here :)

Check out some of my older work if this is your first read its defo better :)

I like July mostestest

I shall try to blog more :)
But I've said that before -.-

TTFN lovelies :D xxx

Flavoured water :D

Hello my lovely reader :)
Here's a picture of giraffe :)

Just thought id show my appreciation of your reading-this-ness
I'm here to talk (well technically type but lets not be padantic) to you guys today about flavoured water
This topic came to me in a rant in one of my random tangent conversations in my flute lesson on Tuesday :)
Cause lets face it ima random most of the time :D
So now to make my eccentric rantings it into a readable written from
I just typed worm instead of form
Why would I be making a readable written worm?

Strange :/
Very strange indeed
Anyways,
What the fudge is the point of flavoured water?
If i wanted water I'd drink water but lets face it water is boring so I hardly ever do
But if i wanted favour id get a juice based liquid refreshment
Preferably with lots of caffeine :)
Like the way i didn't flavour a brand there :P
So what the hell is flavoured water doing?
Its all ooooo look at me i have flavour and water
NO
Just no.
Its like the kid that tries so very hard to be cool even though he really not
Stop trying to have flavour when your just water
Just get over yourself and be water
You don't even taste good
Your the rola cola of the flavour world
You fail at flavour so give up trying and just be water.
Kay?
I think my epic paint skills are needed again here

Ima paint genius :D
I deserve a medal :)
Hold on a minute :)

I am just too cool :)
And I think that's it
Ive got rid of my flavoured water related frustration
The little things anger me people
Like good damn people overtaking me and nearly causing an accident when I'm doing 55 in a 60 :@
MORONNNNN!!!
And breathe :)
Well that takes us nicely to the end of this rather short but still cool blog post :)
Feel free to browse my past work
Look its over there ----->
:D
TTFN <3 xxx

Quiz results :D

Hey there :)
Many thanks for the 5 responses I got :)
Love you guys :)
You are all winners in my book
And get much Hannah love :)
Well now here we go
Here they are the results of the quiz .....

1,What name do you wanna go by on this?
LOLREX;D
Adam
Larry the bringer of quiche
Charlie :3
ummm, Desmond the moon bear :D

The point for this question goes to Larry the bringer of quiche. I wasn’t going to give a point for this question but then I saw the word quiche. What can I say I really like quiche.

2,Whats your favourite kind of triangle?
Isosceles. I like that they have ONE line of symmetry, the best number of lines of symmetry. It’s why I don’t like equilateral triangles. They’re so dumb. It’s like, for fuck’s sake! STOP BEING SO SELFISH AND HAVING THREE LINES OF SYMMETRY. And then you don’t even know if you’re talking to their head or their bum because they’re equilateral so there’s no way to tell! And then you realise they’re a triangle so they don’t even HAVE a head or a bum!
The triangular kind
Isosceles, so that i may laugh at the fools who misspell it
Equilateral, cuz all of the angles are 60 :L
Kitten??? :3

1 point for LOLREX cause that is a rant and a half which makes perfect logical sense to me :P though i do also like Charlie’s logic so she gets half a point (its my quiz i can score it however the fudge I like) Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point cause he laughs at people who cant spell and I cant spell. Mwhahahaha :P

3,If you were an x-men character who would you be and why?
I’d be Dr. Jean Grey or ‘Marvel Girl’ because Wolverine loves her.
Male version of Storm, cause i would like to control the weather
Mystique, as i could look like myself, but with some...*cough* bonuses*cough*
Umm...Wolverine, cuz then lolrex will have my babies XD
Toad :D cause he is like jummy and happy and funs and parties :3

1 point to Charlie cause I had the same idea :P half a point for Larry bringer of quiche for making me lol

4,Do you have an Angus? If yes describe him if no why not?
Yes, he’s currently black and made of flannel.
No
I didnt have an angus, but i had a leopard teddy(called leopardy :3) who would protect me from vegetables
Angus as in an angus beef burger? No...but im hungry now :P
Whats an angus

1 point for LOLREX for being cool enough to have an angus (for anyone who is confused look at http://lolrexlol.blogspot.com/2011/05/bath-time-with-angus.htm and hopefully it will all make sense :D ) Larry the bringer of quiche gets half a point as that is quite cute :P

5,Am I cute?
Ridiculously so.
Yes
Im not calling you cute, (she ball flicks me when i do) my crotch is already the same as action mans because of you
No, not at all ;) *ass kissing commences* :P
By answering this question I am causing another question and to why i believe the answer to that question to be correct therefore causing a chain of events to tear a hole in time and space causing the universe to collapes, now, do you really want me to answer :3

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche, Desmond the moon bear and Charlie because they didn't call me cute. As I said earlier its my quiz so its my points system :P

6,Facial hair. Yay or Nay?
Okay, I don’t know what this means. If this is you asking if you should grow some, no. Don’t. But I like stubbly men.
Nay
Yay, but only when it looks sexy, or you can stroke it when youre thinking
Yay, but only if it suits them :/
Nay, Yay I mean Nay

A point for Adam and Desmond the moon bear as i have a rather large dislike for facial hair and it scares me muchly.

7,Whats your superhero/ villain persona?
Well. Originally I was RAPE TIGER but now I’m LigerLady.
Anti-Hero (Does good things my own way)
His name is salmon boy, and he fights all evil in slow mountain streams
I'd be catwoman because she's hottt ;P
ummmm, fluffy the super kitten of dooooom!! :3

A point for LOLREX just cause NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P half a point for Adam cause i really likes that idea and also half a point for Desmond the moon bear as i involves the word fluffy and talks about kittens. Nuff said :P Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point as that's too like salmon bear for my liking.

8,Can you burp the alphabet?
I can’t burp on demand. Sometimes, when I’m ill I burp. But, sometimes when I’m ill and I go to burp, I actually sound like a baby dinosaur.
Yes although i struggle at W
I won a talent show as a child due to that ability no joke
Yes, if you give me a glass of water XD
I can in my mind O.o

Half a point for Adam, Larry bringer of quiche and Charlie for sharing my talent so I no longer feel like a wierdo. Well I still do but a little less now :P

9,Whats your opinion on the sitch in Lybia?
As in, the species of crab?
No comment, its their problem
(wtf the last question was about burping the alphabet) i think gadaffi is a bumface
Lybia? Don't you mean labia? ;) heheh
Whats that :P

One point for Larry bringer of quiche for saying what I'm thinking. Indeed Gadaffi is a bumface :)

10,How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A would chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
3 trees and a walking stick's worth
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if wood chucks could chuck wood
Enough for the woodchuck to be able to feed his family, of courseee :P
As much wood as a wood would chucker could chuck if a would chucker could chuck wood and lond as their is enough wood to chuck :)

Adam and Charlie get half a point for giving answers that I actually understand. The other answers may as well be in German cause I don't have the foggist what there on about :S

11,Bro's before hoes. Discus.
DISCUS?! THE SPORT?! THE FISH?!
I’m sorry, I know you have spelling troubles.
You mean discuss, darling.
As I would be considered a ‘hoe’ over a ‘bro’ because of my dancer, I think it’s crap. Hoes first. And the whole sisters before misters. It depends entirely on the sisters and the misters and the bros and the hoes.
Depends on the situation
Is this for twelve marks? bro's before hoe's, but if the bro is a hoe, then youre life is awesome :3
Lol...just lol :L
*Discuss :) Bro's = Male Hoes = suck Male therefore Hoes suck Bro's ;)

Adam gets half a point for giving me a proper answer that oi understand :) I was tempted to take away points for pointing out my spelling error but then i realised ima fail.

12,Do you consider your self a noobian? If yes how and when did you become one and if no what do ya think of them?
Yeah, I’m a Noobian. But I prefer the term ‘Noobite’ because it has the world bite in it. Since like… just before I got with Boyfriend? So December maybe?
Yes, when i realised i was a huge gaming nerd
I think i was the l6's first noobian, and it has made me 20% cooler btw i made awkward giraffe a noobian
Yes! I am a noobian! ;3 And I love all of my fellow noobians :)
*insert apropriate answer* tehehe, i said insert ;)

One point to Larry bringer of quiche as what he said is true :) he is the reason i am a noobian :) Desmond the moon bear gets half a point for making me chuckle muchly :) hehehe insert :P

13,Whats the most attractive thing about the person you like at the moment? (you don't have to specify who it is)
Ahaaaaa, he looks like TARZAN :D
Their childlike personality....that sounds really pervy doesnt it :P
Their smile :3
ummmm, i donts like anyone at the moment?? O.o

Charlie gets a point as that is one thing that i always find attractive in others :) shes on my wavelength :)

14,Favourite musical artist or band?
I like the Killers, RHCP, Bowling for Soup, Eagles, R.E.M….
Seventh Wonder
The smashing pumpkins
I love all musics...but if i had to choose it would be nickleback or rihanna or jessie J :)
BOWLING FOR SOUP :D <3

I'm gonna give half a point each to LOLREX and Desmond the moon bear cause they said bowling for soup and I love bowling for soup :)

15,Finish this sentence. I'm totally terrified...
That one day I’ll wake up with a tiny penis growing from my armpit.
I'm totally terrified of clowns. they scare the crap out of me
...of hollyoaks
because the ninjas are everywhereeee *twitches*
I'm totally terrified of blue cheese

Im gonna give half a point to LOLREX for making me chuckle and half to Charlie because as we all know I am a ninja :P :)

16,Whats your guilty pleasure?
Ahaaaaaa… Trying to think of something slightly more innocent than my initial reaction. Sims and Big Bang Theory.
Listening to Acapella songs
butter, seriously i coat EVERYTHING in it
Cheesecake.... *drooooools*
ummmm *shifty eyes* telling you would threaten the health and safty of the government :)

Im gonna give a point to Adam as I too apreciate acapella songs :D and half a point for LOLREX for having a dirty mind like me :P and also half to Desmond the moon bear purely for the use of shifty eyes :P :)

17,Do you think normality is overrated?
I wouldn’t know.
Yes.
why be normal when you can be not normal. way more fun I think being normal is way too mainstream
Totally, I mean being normal just isn't fun at all!
yeah, totally :3 wierd is different and different is special and special means awesome :D

Im gonna give a point to Desmond the moon bear for summing up the awesomeness of being diferrent :D

18,Can you shimee?
IT WOULD APPEAR that I’m the only one who can ;) JK, yeah :D
No and i dont intend to try
No but i can jazz hands
Oh yes ;)
yes?? :P

Im gonna give a point to LOLREX for reminding me of the funny times trying to teach me to shimee :P and half a point to Adam cause the mental image of him shimeeing i have is actual LMAO material :P

19, If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
I’d be skinnier and more punctual with my blog posts. Though, nothing makes you lose weight quickly like sicking up your guts for three days ;D
My face so i didnt look Mexican
Gills, so that i could go deep sea tresure hunting
I'd love to be a little more patient...but thats all I would change :)
everything cause then I could be a dinosaur and eats everyone, if not that, then, ummmm, my height, i wanna be taller :)

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche and Desmond the moon bear as gills and being taller are two things id quite like to have :)

20,Would you rather be really pale or really hairy?
I’m ALREADY really pale D: Though I do have a 2cm L-Shaped strip of tan on my booby. So, if it was just for the day, I’d be really hairy like Hank McCoy and hopefully blue like him too. But, if it was permanent, I’d stick to my pale self.
Pale
Im medium of both, so thats cool with me :3
Really pale, I find pale people very attractive :P
hairy, cause i can shave off hair

Im gonna give the point to Charlie as being quite pale I like to think there is someone that find us type attractive :) and half a point to LOLREX for the information of her body tanage :P

21, Describe me in 3 words.
CUTE (wheyyyy) & Battlestar Fantastica.
Bubbly, Fun, Not-normal
Cant count
Absolutely not cute ;):P
awesomeness bfs lover :D

Right im gonna give a point to Adam the nice desciption :) Charlie gets half a point for saying im not cute and Desmond the moon bear gets half for mentioning bfs :) larry bringer of quiche gets half for making me chuckle and LOLREX loses half for saying im cute :P wheyyyyyy :P

That took a supprising amount of effort considering it took little actuall writing on my part :/ :P
Now to work out the scores....
Give me a minute...
Ok the results...
*dramatic music*

In 5th place with 5 points its Larry the bringer of quiche
In joint 2nd place with 5 1/2 points its LOLREX, Adam and Desomnd the moon bear :)
So in 1st with 6 points is Charlie :D!!!

And now to the prize
Now i put a lotta thought into this
Being a student i have little money to buy one
So what is free but still a good thing to win
I was really stuck for ideas
Whewell suggested i could be the prize but i think there are laws against that
So what was i to do???
Then it hit me....
Metophorically obviously
I didnt actually get thwacked by an idea
Thwack thats a cool word
And how could I get hit by an idea when it doesnt actually exist?
Anyways lets not get sidetracked
Where was i??
Oh the prize!!
The prize is that Charlie can now call me cute and i can argue with it :)
Now everyone lets not be getting ideas
Im not cute
And no one else can get away with saying i am :P :)
Apart from Charlie now

And there it is
Another end to another blog post
Till next ime reader
Goodbyess :) xxx

Blonde moment :P xxx

The email address is awkwardgiraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk

Sowwwwi :/

Love you all :)

Music and a quiz :)

Hello again :)
It's me (i know shocking isn't it)
Its post time again
In case you hadn't all ready guessed
And this post has two parts :)
The first is about me and my music
Music is a really big part of my life
I listen to it loads every single day
It has the power to trigger a memory and change a mood
So i thought i would create a little post based around it :)
I'm gonna put my mp3 player on shuffle and write about the first three songs that come on :)

Song 1:Friends o' Mine by Bowling for Soup

I love BFS :D
They are my favourite band
EVER!!!
Ive seen them twice
And I'm seeing them again in 99 days :)
Not like I'm counting or anything
I have a wristband that i bought at the last gig that i wear practically all the time
Even in bed
And it GLOWS in the DARK
Yes its that freakin' cool :)
But it can be distracting when I'm trying to sleep
Me being all distractble and all :P
BFS are all awesome
I named my flute Jaret and my music stand Chris because of them :)
I'm planning to get a BFS tattoo when I'm old enough
Its gonna have BFS at the top then bellow that a unicorn thing that's on one of there merch tees I have and gonna say "shut up and smile" at the bottom as that's one of my favourite song by them :)
Just thought you needed to know dear reader
Their music means that much to me
And in particular this song is quite appropriate atm
I'm missing college and my other friends
I know that shocking but my friends are just too amazing at times
There always there when I need them
And they make me chuckle muchly :)
Even if they do call me cute
I STILL love them :)
So indeed I am "so glad that i have these friends o' mine"

Song 2:Russian Roulette by Riahanna

This song is pure art
Its definitely a beautiful song :)
It reminds me of sitting in the canteen back at Padgate
I think it was on the music channel that was on the TV a lot
And I imagine it world be a really good song to dance too
I would try if had any form of co ordination
Or balance
Or grace
But those are all just technical hitches
I especially love the middle bit of this song with the lyrics
"As my life flashes before my eyes
I’m wondering will I, ever see another sunrise?
So many won’t get the chance to say goodbye
But it’s too late to think of the value of my life"
I don't know why i just do :)

Song 3:Do You Want Me (Dead) by All Time Low

All time low are BABES :D
I would!!!
*daydreams*
Anyhow...
I have been known to lick phones before cause they contained pictures of said babes
Yes I'm that normal :)
That reminds me there was a poster of Alex Gaskarth in Kerrang which I bought today :)
Major babification :)
I love ATL's music cause it does tend to cheer me up a lot :)
I blast them out when I'm in a mehh mood and suddenly happy Hannah re arrives
Makes me sing along
Which is really good in my bedroom
Not so good when I'm walking to college down a busy road and past a primary school

Doesn't half get ya some funny looks

And now on to the next part :)
The Quiz!!
Now here's how it works
You readers
Yes YOU
Answer the questions bellow
Try not to answer using single words as that just gets boring
You can answer all or just some of them :)
Then email me your answers (to awkwardgirraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk)
Get them in by the 28th July :)
So that's just over a week
And ill put them all in a post and pick my favourites from the entries:)
Like Lolrex did :)
And so the questions are....

1. What name do you wanna go by on this?
2. Whats your favourite kind of triangle?
3. If you were an x-men character who would you be and why?
4. Do you have an Angus? If yes describe him if no why not?
5. Am I cute?
6. Facial hair. Yay or Nay?
7. Whats your superhero/ villain persona?
8. Can you burp the alphabet?
9. Whats your opinion on the sitch in Lybia?
10. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
11. Bro's before hoes. Discus.
12. Do you consider your self a noobian? If yes how and when did you become one and if no what do ya think of them?
13. Whats the most attractive thing about the person you like at the moment? (you don't have to specify who it is)
14. Favourite musical artist or band?
15. Finish this sentence. I'm totally terrified...
16. Whats your guilty pleasure?
17. Do you think normality is overrated?
18. Can you shimee?
19. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
20. Would you rather be really pale or really hairy?
21. Describe me in 3 words.

And that's it really :)
Thank you reader :)
Goodbyes :) xxx

STOP THE PRESS :)

Hello dear reader :)
You may be wondering what the fudge I'm chatting on about in the title.
Well I forgot bum cheeks
And as much as that sounds like an odd statement now it was much worse when I said it aloud in maths last lesson cause I realised that I had.
Definitely got a few odd looks and people thinking my coursework must have been a tad shall we say different.
Had to convince them this was a normal statement before they thought I'd lost it entirely (but lets be honest I never really had it).
I don't now how effective or convincing this explanation was tbf when I stared talking about awkward giraffes and got my turtle out.
And before you ask that's not an innuendo.

This is my awkward turtle and yes I did get him out in maths today

Yesterday we went to Chester Zoo with college so i was bound to buy something cute and cuddly

Its a necessity.

Just realised how depressed he looks in the picture.

Ill have to snuggle him better later.

Anyways Ive digressed form my point that I forgot bum cheeks.
Now let me explain.
In my last post I wrote about my personal lexicon.
So basically all the words I uses.
If you not read it already go now and come back when your done.
Finished?
OK, as I've said I forgot to include bum cheeks.
A ma-who-sive mistake on my part I know.
Now this phrase replaces many naughty words for example the s or the f one.
And can occur in several contexts.
For example...

Other person:Did you remember to do *insert task here*
Hannah: Oh bum cheeks no I didn't

Or like this...

Hannah:*casually walking along minding her own business when her little toe is viciously attacked by a table (some people say I walk into them but I disagree I think there out to get me cause of my super secret superhero identity *NAAAAAAAAAA* :P if you not a noobian lots of my blogs wont make sense btw... just roll with it)* OOOWWWWW BUM CHEEKS!!!

Its a good phrase to say cause of the plosiveness and single syllable sharpness.
And also I use the word ma-who-sive a lot.
Just scroll back up i used it up there^^
Well in case you didn't realises its my special way of saying massive.

Just sound it out the way I wrote it and your doing it right.

It kinda incorporates huge into it.

Cause of the ho sound.

Its quite difficult to get across my point when its sound based and I'm typing this to you.

But not as difficult as stapling jelly to a wall

That's damn difficult.

But never impossible

Once again I must apologise for the disorganisedness of my blog posts.

Just thought I'd illustrate my point.

Plus Ive not used paint in a while and I don't wanna lose my epic skills

And it looks pretty :)

Wow!

Two posts in 4 days.

Aren't you guys lucky

Or unlucky depending on your perspective.

I'm hoping this is gonna become a regular occurrence.

In fact I will make you a promise dear reader.

I will blog once a week where possible.

I pinky promise.

Now I just need ideas.

I might do a quiz like lolrex but ill have to ask her first ( and she is such a babe I even put a link to her blog just incase some people haven't read it but be warned its better than mine www.lolrexlol.blogspot.com)

Watch this space peoples.

Thanks for reading :) xxx

Awkward giraffe makes a comeback :)

Right :)
Hello people :)
Now lets start with the fact I've not blogged in ages.
I mean like AGES.
AND AAGGGGEEEESSS.
There are many complected reasons for this.
Non of which involve me saving the world *shifty eyes*
*cough* NAAAAAAAAAA *cough* (Lolrex and Salmonbear that one was for you ;) :P ... even though I just realised Salmonbear doesn't read this)
So why am I blogging now I hear you shout.
Well its more of a faint whisper really cause tbf there aren't many of you reading this.
Well the first reason is lolrex wants me to and I wish to stay at the top of her list :P
And if you don't understand that it's one of our many random conversations/stories in the sanatorium we also call college.
They're gonna be lots of them in my blog cause they are 'mazing.
I love you guys in noob.
Just sayin' :)
Anyways another reason is it is infinitely better than doing my maths coursework
Newton-Raphson can wait dear reader :)
LOL thats irony cause it uses tangents and I go off on them.
Gotta love irony.
Like the word lisp having a s sound :P
Oh Em Gee I just typed the title for this blog and realised how awkward the word awkward is.
Especially that K.
Just stuck stood awkwardly between two W's.
Like a third wheel.
*does my third wheel hand movement*
That poor K.
I feel your pain K its gonna be rite.
And that little tangent takes me towards the subject of this blog.
My personal lexicon :)
Lets start with the word spork
Well obviously this is an actual word meaning a piece of cutlery that is half spoon and half fork that is great when you go camping :)
But I don't use it in that context.
Mine is more as an insult
Like... YOU SPORK
It means a silly person.
It comes from the fact that I don't swear (as do a fair few of my quirky words)
I don't swear as I'd end up swearing in front of the rents and they would no likey that.
And also I dislike offending people.
So instead I call people sporks :)
Especially when they show lots of sporkish bethoviour.
Looking at no one in particular
*cough*WHEWELL*cough*
(I'm just messing with ya Whewell :P)
Anyways I also like the plosive P sound as its nice to shout when your a tad annoyed.
Now i can't exactly remember but I think it was first said when I was having one of my funny days.
Those days when I will just sit chat shiz and giggle at anything.
Especially cats.
I'm having one today.
Thehehe a Cat :D
So on these "I've lost it" days I will have just come out with it
Like this...
you... You... YOU SPORK!!!
Now on to fudge and its many variations such as fudge cakes.
Now this is used in my case to replace the F word.
It comes in many phrases such as...
Oh fudge cakes (translates to Oh f***)
For fudge sake (for f*** sake)
What the fudge (what the f***)
Fudge off/you (f*** off/you)
And apparently that's a cute thing to do.
Now let me just make a point...

I AM NOT CUTE!!!!!

I'm constantly having to argue this point in college cause apparently I have several "cute" traits.
And i make it worse by stropping/ stamping my feet when people say tat.
And letting lolrex's boy put my hair in two pony tails.
And pouting.
But I'm not cute cause I'm a ninja and ninjas aren't cute.
Ever.
EVER!
And that's reminded me Whewell is on 4.
I would explain but it doesn't matter reader it doesn't matter.
Anyway back to my words.
And I'm having a major mind blank :/
OOOHHHHH FUDGE
Well these aren't my words but I do pronouns tool and idiot unusually.
Tool is said like TO-EL
And Idiot is like Ee-D-Yot
These are said like this when there insults.
This blog seems to make it sound like I insult people a lot.
I only do when they deserve it.
Which with my friends is rather often
LOVE YOU GUYS :D <3
Anyway... I use the word rite a lot too.
Like be rite (it will be OK)
And its rite (its fine)
Cause I'm cool like that :)
Oh and btw if you hadn't already noticed (but you'd have to be pretty unobservational) I do just type as I think.
I just let it flowwwww.
Like creative juices pouring outta my head and onto the keyboard.
But not actual juice cause that tends to fudge up a computer.
They hate juice.
Tea on the other hand they loves.
Muchly :)
Anyways that's the reason for the disorganisedness of my blogs.
Plus I'm special.
Well the official terms dyslexic tendencies but I'll stick with special.
So well done for getting this far through the web of blog threads.
Like branches criss crossing everywhere in a jungle.
You force your way through the jungle and past sextiger (yeah that's another college thing)
And you've reached a clearing in the jungle.
Its called the end of the blog :)
Ttfn readers :)
Thanks for reading :) xxx

My stupidity and Japan :)

I think I've solved my lack of inspiration issues.
Right, I'm gonna start this blog with a little story of my stupidity.
I went to log in to blog.
Nothing unusual there. Then I came to a slight technical hitch. I couldn't remember my password.
But wait that's not the stupid part.
I clicked the bit to reset my password back by having it sent to my email address.Then it happened. I got excited when i got an email.
WTF brain.
You told the website to send you an email then ACTUALLY got chuffties when you got one.
You sad sad person with a brain that's not in cohesion.
That's my clever word for today. I'm gonna illustrate that cause i can.

My paint skills are getting better even if i do say so myself.
The sad part is I have stupid incidents like this all the time.
For example I was in the pound shop last year and I actually asked how much the glow sticks were.
What a fod slap moment.
And for the uneducated the fod is a colloquial term for ones forehead.
So now one knows.
OK, the observant of you (or just the ones that bothered to read the tittle of this blog) will realise i am now going to talk about Japan.

I <3 Japan.
For several reasons.
One of these is the people are little. The average height for women is 5 foot 2 and men is 5 foot 7 1/2. Now being 5 foot 7 and having height issues (i wanna be taller) Japan is a good place for me. Id be practically giant. This would make me feel good especially when i wear heels. My boyfriend doesn't like it when I do that cause hes already smaller than me but I like it so i do it anyway.
I'm nice like that.
Another reason I like Japan is its cities are all so modern and new and shiny. Now those of you who know me now I am of the easily distracted type. That is partially the reason i blog so infrequently. So Japan being all pretty and robotty etc I would be most amused their. I'd make friends with all the shiny things and stare at the big lightly things.
Cause I'm cool like that.
Furthermore (oh look at me being all clever and connectivy) I also like Japanese food. I love pretty much all food but Japanese has to rank pretty high in my all time favourites. I like sushi, noodles, tempura... i could really go on all night.
Yum.
Omnomnom.
Now I'm hungry.
FRIDGE RAID.
Right back to Japan. I have been doing karate for over 9 years now and in case you didn't know that originated in Japan. Yet another reason I love the place.
Not like I've been.
YET.
I want to go as part of my gap year. Spend 6 moths on medical placements over there and get to spend time in FREAKING JAPAN. Like from September 2012 to March 2013.
So yeah.
Blog over.
Why are you still here?
Are yo staking me?
Wierdo :P
Just kidding my readers.
THANK YOU FOR READING AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE ME BLOGGINGNESS.
Well not tuned as such since its not like a TV or radio show.
Though I think I should have my own TV show and it would be amazing. Id interview loads of amazing people like Haley Williams and do funny sketches and drama and stuff. Basically I'd give it something for everyone.
But that's I irrelevant for now. Maybe on another blog.
Hmmm *ponders*
See what I said about me being easily distracted.
Goodbye you smexy mofos :D xxx

My lack of inspiration blog (in which i fail) xx

Right hello :) sorry for the lack of blogness this week there were 3 reasons...

1) Ive been poorlysick and my brain fails to function when I'm ill as shown in this graph (I like graphs :D)

2) I know whatever I write i will not be as good as amazing Belens blog (your a babe:P)

3) I have had a complete and utter lack of inspiration on what to write about... I'm talking nada... not even a crumb of inspiration.

Then it hit me.... I should blog about inspiration and my lack of :)

Now wait before you go giving me those funny looks i know you were giving your computer screen when you read that. Bare with me for now and read on I will atempt to make it entertaining...

Go on you know you wanna. You might as well your here now anyway :)

Firstly what the fudge cake is inspiration cause if you wanna find something you usually have to know what it is. You cant hunt an animal you've never seen before. You cant actually hold it or buy it in a box. If you could I would get it every week at Tesco but its not in any aisle I've ever seen.

If you look it up in the dictionary it is "stimulation for the human mind to creative thought or to the making of art"

Now that makes me think several things....

A) LOL it says stimulation (i spend every day in college surrounded by male 16-18 year olds leave me and my dirty mind alone)

B) I don't actually think that sentence is grammatically correct and

C) I still don't have a clue what inspiration is or how to find it

So I google it. This is generally what I do if I don't understand something or someone else doesn't. Hence one of my commonly spoken phrases is google it :)

If you google "what is inspiration" you get about 68,300,000 results and that's way too many so next i tried "what is inspiration and how do i get it" and got about 178,000,000 results. Now it doesn't take a genius to work out those numbers aren't going the right way. So i clicked the advance search options button and instantly felt clever. After a good 5 minutes of google jigery pokery i managed to down to 90,800 which i think is a more reasonable number so i started looking at the results. Between the crap that i had managed to find (for example no google I do not want a container gardening for dummies 2nd edition book) i managed to find a website called http://www.inspirationpalace.com/ and me being a logical person I am thought his might help my lack of inspiration.

This site entertained me for a while. There's lots of funny mini articles. I like this one http://inspitationpalace.com/wedding-crashing-101 as it made me chuckle :)

After this I sat and decided to work out if i had over come my problem and i came to one grand conclusion...

NO!

Crap :/

Maybe next time I will find some inspiration and write a good blog. You'll have to come back to find out

Dern dern dern *dramatic music* :P

TTFN <3>

FIRST BLOG :D HUGS

Right... I'm new to this whole blogging thing so sorry if this is craptacular. I do tend to be very good at fails of the epic variety. Especially when it comes to movement, grace and balance. I'm the sort of person who often feels the need to hug the floor.

Yeah you know those are some epic paint skills and your all jealous :P Now where was I... I know... HUGS. I love hugs. End of. Hugs are great. And if you disagree your wrong and you smell bad. Yeah I'm that mature. I would have someone attached to me constantly giving me hugs if that was possible. In fact I think we should use them instead of money. So when I when get world domination and you want something in a shop you just hug the shop assistant. The only issue with this is some people would starve to death cause there hugs are frankly poo and some would get fat cause of all the stuff they could get as their hugs are freakin lush. However this could be a new form of natural selection and get rid of the over population problems in the world. Sounds like a PLAN.. with a capital P L A and N :) xx