My lack of inspiration blog (in which i fail) xx

Right hello :) sorry for the lack of blogness this week there were 3 reasons...

1) Ive been poorlysick and my brain fails to function when I'm ill as shown in this graph (I like graphs :D)

2) I know whatever I write i will not be as good as amazing Belens blog (your a babe:P)

3) I have had a complete and utter lack of inspiration on what to write about... I'm talking nada... not even a crumb of inspiration.

Then it hit me.... I should blog about inspiration and my lack of :)

Now wait before you go giving me those funny looks i know you were giving your computer screen when you read that. Bare with me for now and read on I will atempt to make it entertaining...

Go on you know you wanna. You might as well your here now anyway :)

Firstly what the fudge cake is inspiration cause if you wanna find something you usually have to know what it is. You cant hunt an animal you've never seen before. You cant actually hold it or buy it in a box. If you could I would get it every week at Tesco but its not in any aisle I've ever seen.

If you look it up in the dictionary it is "stimulation for the human mind to creative thought or to the making of art"

Now that makes me think several things....

A) LOL it says stimulation (i spend every day in college surrounded by male 16-18 year olds leave me and my dirty mind alone)

B) I don't actually think that sentence is grammatically correct and

C) I still don't have a clue what inspiration is or how to find it

So I google it. This is generally what I do if I don't understand something or someone else doesn't. Hence one of my commonly spoken phrases is google it :)

If you google "what is inspiration" you get about 68,300,000 results and that's way too many so next i tried "what is inspiration and how do i get it" and got about 178,000,000 results. Now it doesn't take a genius to work out those numbers aren't going the right way. So i clicked the advance search options button and instantly felt clever. After a good 5 minutes of google jigery pokery i managed to down to 90,800 which i think is a more reasonable number so i started looking at the results. Between the crap that i had managed to find (for example no google I do not want a container gardening for dummies 2nd edition book) i managed to find a website called http://www.inspirationpalace.com/ and me being a logical person I am thought his might help my lack of inspiration.

This site entertained me for a while. There's lots of funny mini articles. I like this one http://inspitationpalace.com/wedding-crashing-101 as it made me chuckle :)

After this I sat and decided to work out if i had over come my problem and i came to one grand conclusion...

NO!

Crap :/

Maybe next time I will find some inspiration and write a good blog. You'll have to come back to find out

Dern dern dern *dramatic music* :P

TTFN <3>