Quiz results :D

Hey there :)
Many thanks for the 5 responses I got :)
Love you guys :)
You are all winners in my book
And get much Hannah love :)
Well now here we go
Here they are the results of the quiz .....

1,What name do you wanna go by on this?
LOLREX;D
Adam
Larry the bringer of quiche
Charlie :3
ummm, Desmond the moon bear :D

The point for this question goes to Larry the bringer of quiche. I wasn’t going to give a point for this question but then I saw the word quiche. What can I say I really like quiche.

2,Whats your favourite kind of triangle?
Isosceles. I like that they have ONE line of symmetry, the best number of lines of symmetry. It’s why I don’t like equilateral triangles. They’re so dumb. It’s like, for fuck’s sake! STOP BEING SO SELFISH AND HAVING THREE LINES OF SYMMETRY. And then you don’t even know if you’re talking to their head or their bum because they’re equilateral so there’s no way to tell! And then you realise they’re a triangle so they don’t even HAVE a head or a bum!
The triangular kind
Isosceles, so that i may laugh at the fools who misspell it
Equilateral, cuz all of the angles are 60 :L
Kitten??? :3

1 point for LOLREX cause that is a rant and a half which makes perfect logical sense to me :P though i do also like Charlie’s logic so she gets half a point (its my quiz i can score it however the fudge I like) Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point cause he laughs at people who cant spell and I cant spell. Mwhahahaha :P

3,If you were an x-men character who would you be and why?
I’d be Dr. Jean Grey or ‘Marvel Girl’ because Wolverine loves her.
Male version of Storm, cause i would like to control the weather
Mystique, as i could look like myself, but with some...*cough* bonuses*cough*
Umm...Wolverine, cuz then lolrex will have my babies XD
Toad :D cause he is like jummy and happy and funs and parties :3

1 point to Charlie cause I had the same idea :P half a point for Larry bringer of quiche for making me lol

4,Do you have an Angus? If yes describe him if no why not?
Yes, he’s currently black and made of flannel.
No
I didnt have an angus, but i had a leopard teddy(called leopardy :3) who would protect me from vegetables
Angus as in an angus beef burger? No...but im hungry now :P
Whats an angus

1 point for LOLREX for being cool enough to have an angus (for anyone who is confused look at http://lolrexlol.blogspot.com/2011/05/bath-time-with-angus.htm and hopefully it will all make sense :D ) Larry the bringer of quiche gets half a point as that is quite cute :P

5,Am I cute?
Ridiculously so.
Yes
Im not calling you cute, (she ball flicks me when i do) my crotch is already the same as action mans because of you
No, not at all ;) *ass kissing commences* :P
By answering this question I am causing another question and to why i believe the answer to that question to be correct therefore causing a chain of events to tear a hole in time and space causing the universe to collapes, now, do you really want me to answer :3

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche, Desmond the moon bear and Charlie because they didn't call me cute. As I said earlier its my quiz so its my points system :P

6,Facial hair. Yay or Nay?
Okay, I don’t know what this means. If this is you asking if you should grow some, no. Don’t. But I like stubbly men.
Nay
Yay, but only when it looks sexy, or you can stroke it when youre thinking
Yay, but only if it suits them :/
Nay, Yay I mean Nay

A point for Adam and Desmond the moon bear as i have a rather large dislike for facial hair and it scares me muchly.

7,Whats your superhero/ villain persona?
Well. Originally I was RAPE TIGER but now I’m LigerLady.
Anti-Hero (Does good things my own way)
His name is salmon boy, and he fights all evil in slow mountain streams
I'd be catwoman because she's hottt ;P
ummmm, fluffy the super kitten of dooooom!! :3

A point for LOLREX just cause NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P half a point for Adam cause i really likes that idea and also half a point for Desmond the moon bear as i involves the word fluffy and talks about kittens. Nuff said :P Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point as that's too like salmon bear for my liking.

8,Can you burp the alphabet?
I can’t burp on demand. Sometimes, when I’m ill I burp. But, sometimes when I’m ill and I go to burp, I actually sound like a baby dinosaur.
Yes although i struggle at W
I won a talent show as a child due to that ability no joke
Yes, if you give me a glass of water XD
I can in my mind O.o

Half a point for Adam, Larry bringer of quiche and Charlie for sharing my talent so I no longer feel like a wierdo. Well I still do but a little less now :P

9,Whats your opinion on the sitch in Lybia?
As in, the species of crab?
No comment, its their problem
(wtf the last question was about burping the alphabet) i think gadaffi is a bumface
Lybia? Don't you mean labia? ;) heheh
Whats that :P

One point for Larry bringer of quiche for saying what I'm thinking. Indeed Gadaffi is a bumface :)

10,How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A would chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
3 trees and a walking stick's worth
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if wood chucks could chuck wood
Enough for the woodchuck to be able to feed his family, of courseee :P
As much wood as a wood would chucker could chuck if a would chucker could chuck wood and lond as their is enough wood to chuck :)

Adam and Charlie get half a point for giving answers that I actually understand. The other answers may as well be in German cause I don't have the foggist what there on about :S

11,Bro's before hoes. Discus.
DISCUS?! THE SPORT?! THE FISH?!
I’m sorry, I know you have spelling troubles.
You mean discuss, darling.
As I would be considered a ‘hoe’ over a ‘bro’ because of my dancer, I think it’s crap. Hoes first. And the whole sisters before misters. It depends entirely on the sisters and the misters and the bros and the hoes.
Depends on the situation
Is this for twelve marks? bro's before hoe's, but if the bro is a hoe, then youre life is awesome :3
Lol...just lol :L
*Discuss :) Bro's = Male Hoes = suck Male therefore Hoes suck Bro's ;)

Adam gets half a point for giving me a proper answer that oi understand :) I was tempted to take away points for pointing out my spelling error but then i realised ima fail.

12,Do you consider your self a noobian? If yes how and when did you become one and if no what do ya think of them?
Yeah, I’m a Noobian. But I prefer the term ‘Noobite’ because it has the world bite in it. Since like… just before I got with Boyfriend? So December maybe?
Yes, when i realised i was a huge gaming nerd
I think i was the l6's first noobian, and it has made me 20% cooler btw i made awkward giraffe a noobian
Yes! I am a noobian! ;3 And I love all of my fellow noobians :)
*insert apropriate answer* tehehe, i said insert ;)

One point to Larry bringer of quiche as what he said is true :) he is the reason i am a noobian :) Desmond the moon bear gets half a point for making me chuckle muchly :) hehehe insert :P

13,Whats the most attractive thing about the person you like at the moment? (you don't have to specify who it is)
Ahaaaaa, he looks like TARZAN :D
Their childlike personality....that sounds really pervy doesnt it :P
Their smile :3
ummmm, i donts like anyone at the moment?? O.o

Charlie gets a point as that is one thing that i always find attractive in others :) shes on my wavelength :)

14,Favourite musical artist or band?
I like the Killers, RHCP, Bowling for Soup, Eagles, R.E.M….
Seventh Wonder
The smashing pumpkins
I love all musics...but if i had to choose it would be nickleback or rihanna or jessie J :)
BOWLING FOR SOUP :D <3

I'm gonna give half a point each to LOLREX and Desmond the moon bear cause they said bowling for soup and I love bowling for soup :)

15,Finish this sentence. I'm totally terrified...
That one day I’ll wake up with a tiny penis growing from my armpit.
I'm totally terrified of clowns. they scare the crap out of me
...of hollyoaks
because the ninjas are everywhereeee *twitches*
I'm totally terrified of blue cheese

Im gonna give half a point to LOLREX for making me chuckle and half to Charlie because as we all know I am a ninja :P :)

16,Whats your guilty pleasure?
Ahaaaaaa… Trying to think of something slightly more innocent than my initial reaction. Sims and Big Bang Theory.
Listening to Acapella songs
butter, seriously i coat EVERYTHING in it
Cheesecake.... *drooooools*
ummmm *shifty eyes* telling you would threaten the health and safty of the government :)

Im gonna give a point to Adam as I too apreciate acapella songs :D and half a point for LOLREX for having a dirty mind like me :P and also half to Desmond the moon bear purely for the use of shifty eyes :P :)

17,Do you think normality is overrated?
I wouldn’t know.
Yes.
why be normal when you can be not normal. way more fun I think being normal is way too mainstream
Totally, I mean being normal just isn't fun at all!
yeah, totally :3 wierd is different and different is special and special means awesome :D

Im gonna give a point to Desmond the moon bear for summing up the awesomeness of being diferrent :D

18,Can you shimee?
IT WOULD APPEAR that I’m the only one who can ;) JK, yeah :D
No and i dont intend to try
No but i can jazz hands
Oh yes ;)
yes?? :P

Im gonna give a point to LOLREX for reminding me of the funny times trying to teach me to shimee :P and half a point to Adam cause the mental image of him shimeeing i have is actual LMAO material :P

19, If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
I’d be skinnier and more punctual with my blog posts. Though, nothing makes you lose weight quickly like sicking up your guts for three days ;D
My face so i didnt look Mexican
Gills, so that i could go deep sea tresure hunting
I'd love to be a little more patient...but thats all I would change :)
everything cause then I could be a dinosaur and eats everyone, if not that, then, ummmm, my height, i wanna be taller :)

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche and Desmond the moon bear as gills and being taller are two things id quite like to have :)

20,Would you rather be really pale or really hairy?
I’m ALREADY really pale D: Though I do have a 2cm L-Shaped strip of tan on my booby. So, if it was just for the day, I’d be really hairy like Hank McCoy and hopefully blue like him too. But, if it was permanent, I’d stick to my pale self.
Pale
Im medium of both, so thats cool with me :3
Really pale, I find pale people very attractive :P
hairy, cause i can shave off hair

Im gonna give the point to Charlie as being quite pale I like to think there is someone that find us type attractive :) and half a point to LOLREX for the information of her body tanage :P

21, Describe me in 3 words.
CUTE (wheyyyy) & Battlestar Fantastica.
Bubbly, Fun, Not-normal
Cant count
Absolutely not cute ;):P
awesomeness bfs lover :D

Right im gonna give a point to Adam the nice desciption :) Charlie gets half a point for saying im not cute and Desmond the moon bear gets half for mentioning bfs :) larry bringer of quiche gets half for making me chuckle and LOLREX loses half for saying im cute :P wheyyyyyy :P

That took a supprising amount of effort considering it took little actuall writing on my part :/ :P
Now to work out the scores....
Give me a minute...
Ok the results...
*dramatic music*

In 5th place with 5 points its Larry the bringer of quiche
In joint 2nd place with 5 1/2 points its LOLREX, Adam and Desomnd the moon bear :)
So in 1st with 6 points is Charlie :D!!!

And now to the prize
Now i put a lotta thought into this
Being a student i have little money to buy one
So what is free but still a good thing to win
I was really stuck for ideas
Whewell suggested i could be the prize but i think there are laws against that
So what was i to do???
Then it hit me....
Metophorically obviously
I didnt actually get thwacked by an idea
Thwack thats a cool word
And how could I get hit by an idea when it doesnt actually exist?
Anyways lets not get sidetracked
Where was i??
Oh the prize!!
The prize is that Charlie can now call me cute and i can argue with it :)
Now everyone lets not be getting ideas
Im not cute
And no one else can get away with saying i am :P :)
Apart from Charlie now

And there it is
Another end to another blog post
Till next ime reader
Goodbyess :) xxx

Blonde moment :P xxx

The email address is awkwardgiraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk

Sowwwwi :/

Love you all :)

Music and a quiz :)

Hello again :)
It's me (i know shocking isn't it)
Its post time again
In case you hadn't all ready guessed
And this post has two parts :)
The first is about me and my music
Music is a really big part of my life
I listen to it loads every single day
It has the power to trigger a memory and change a mood
So i thought i would create a little post based around it :)
I'm gonna put my mp3 player on shuffle and write about the first three songs that come on :)

Song 1:Friends o' Mine by Bowling for Soup

I love BFS :D
They are my favourite band
EVER!!!
Ive seen them twice
And I'm seeing them again in 99 days :)
Not like I'm counting or anything
I have a wristband that i bought at the last gig that i wear practically all the time
Even in bed
And it GLOWS in the DARK
Yes its that freakin' cool :)
But it can be distracting when I'm trying to sleep
Me being all distractble and all :P
BFS are all awesome
I named my flute Jaret and my music stand Chris because of them :)
I'm planning to get a BFS tattoo when I'm old enough
Its gonna have BFS at the top then bellow that a unicorn thing that's on one of there merch tees I have and gonna say "shut up and smile" at the bottom as that's one of my favourite song by them :)
Just thought you needed to know dear reader
Their music means that much to me
And in particular this song is quite appropriate atm
I'm missing college and my other friends
I know that shocking but my friends are just too amazing at times
There always there when I need them
And they make me chuckle muchly :)
Even if they do call me cute
I STILL love them :)
So indeed I am "so glad that i have these friends o' mine"

Song 2:Russian Roulette by Riahanna

This song is pure art
Its definitely a beautiful song :)
It reminds me of sitting in the canteen back at Padgate
I think it was on the music channel that was on the TV a lot
And I imagine it world be a really good song to dance too
I would try if had any form of co ordination
Or balance
Or grace
But those are all just technical hitches
I especially love the middle bit of this song with the lyrics
"As my life flashes before my eyes
I’m wondering will I, ever see another sunrise?
So many won’t get the chance to say goodbye
But it’s too late to think of the value of my life"
I don't know why i just do :)

Song 3:Do You Want Me (Dead) by All Time Low

All time low are BABES :D
I would!!!
*daydreams*
Anyhow...
I have been known to lick phones before cause they contained pictures of said babes
Yes I'm that normal :)
That reminds me there was a poster of Alex Gaskarth in Kerrang which I bought today :)
Major babification :)
I love ATL's music cause it does tend to cheer me up a lot :)
I blast them out when I'm in a mehh mood and suddenly happy Hannah re arrives
Makes me sing along
Which is really good in my bedroom
Not so good when I'm walking to college down a busy road and past a primary school

Doesn't half get ya some funny looks

And now on to the next part :)
The Quiz!!
Now here's how it works
You readers
Yes YOU
Answer the questions bellow
Try not to answer using single words as that just gets boring
You can answer all or just some of them :)
Then email me your answers (to awkwardgirraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk)
Get them in by the 28th July :)
So that's just over a week
And ill put them all in a post and pick my favourites from the entries:)
Like Lolrex did :)
And so the questions are....

1. What name do you wanna go by on this?
2. Whats your favourite kind of triangle?
3. If you were an x-men character who would you be and why?
4. Do you have an Angus? If yes describe him if no why not?
5. Am I cute?
6. Facial hair. Yay or Nay?
7. Whats your superhero/ villain persona?
8. Can you burp the alphabet?
9. Whats your opinion on the sitch in Lybia?
10. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
11. Bro's before hoes. Discus.
12. Do you consider your self a noobian? If yes how and when did you become one and if no what do ya think of them?
13. Whats the most attractive thing about the person you like at the moment? (you don't have to specify who it is)
14. Favourite musical artist or band?
15. Finish this sentence. I'm totally terrified...
16. Whats your guilty pleasure?
17. Do you think normality is overrated?
18. Can you shimee?
19. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
20. Would you rather be really pale or really hairy?
21. Describe me in 3 words.

And that's it really :)
Thank you reader :)
Goodbyes :) xxx

STOP THE PRESS :)

Hello dear reader :)
You may be wondering what the fudge I'm chatting on about in the title.
Well I forgot bum cheeks
And as much as that sounds like an odd statement now it was much worse when I said it aloud in maths last lesson cause I realised that I had.
Definitely got a few odd looks and people thinking my coursework must have been a tad shall we say different.
Had to convince them this was a normal statement before they thought I'd lost it entirely (but lets be honest I never really had it).
I don't now how effective or convincing this explanation was tbf when I stared talking about awkward giraffes and got my turtle out.
And before you ask that's not an innuendo.

This is my awkward turtle and yes I did get him out in maths today

Yesterday we went to Chester Zoo with college so i was bound to buy something cute and cuddly

Its a necessity.

Just realised how depressed he looks in the picture.

Ill have to snuggle him better later.

Anyways Ive digressed form my point that I forgot bum cheeks.
Now let me explain.
In my last post I wrote about my personal lexicon.
So basically all the words I uses.
If you not read it already go now and come back when your done.
Finished?
OK, as I've said I forgot to include bum cheeks.
A ma-who-sive mistake on my part I know.
Now this phrase replaces many naughty words for example the s or the f one.
And can occur in several contexts.
For example...

Other person:Did you remember to do *insert task here*
Hannah: Oh bum cheeks no I didn't

Or like this...

Hannah:*casually walking along minding her own business when her little toe is viciously attacked by a table (some people say I walk into them but I disagree I think there out to get me cause of my super secret superhero identity *NAAAAAAAAAA* :P if you not a noobian lots of my blogs wont make sense btw... just roll with it)* OOOWWWWW BUM CHEEKS!!!

Its a good phrase to say cause of the plosiveness and single syllable sharpness.
And also I use the word ma-who-sive a lot.
Just scroll back up i used it up there^^
Well in case you didn't realises its my special way of saying massive.

Just sound it out the way I wrote it and your doing it right.

It kinda incorporates huge into it.

Cause of the ho sound.

Its quite difficult to get across my point when its sound based and I'm typing this to you.

But not as difficult as stapling jelly to a wall

That's damn difficult.

But never impossible

Once again I must apologise for the disorganisedness of my blog posts.

Just thought I'd illustrate my point.

Plus Ive not used paint in a while and I don't wanna lose my epic skills

And it looks pretty :)

Wow!

Two posts in 4 days.

Aren't you guys lucky

Or unlucky depending on your perspective.

I'm hoping this is gonna become a regular occurrence.

In fact I will make you a promise dear reader.

I will blog once a week where possible.

I pinky promise.

Now I just need ideas.

I might do a quiz like lolrex but ill have to ask her first ( and she is such a babe I even put a link to her blog just incase some people haven't read it but be warned its better than mine www.lolrexlol.blogspot.com)

Watch this space peoples.

Thanks for reading :) xxx

Awkward giraffe makes a comeback :)

Right :)
Hello people :)
Now lets start with the fact I've not blogged in ages.
I mean like AGES.
AND AAGGGGEEEESSS.
There are many complected reasons for this.
Non of which involve me saving the world *shifty eyes*
*cough* NAAAAAAAAAA *cough* (Lolrex and Salmonbear that one was for you ;) :P ... even though I just realised Salmonbear doesn't read this)
So why am I blogging now I hear you shout.
Well its more of a faint whisper really cause tbf there aren't many of you reading this.
Well the first reason is lolrex wants me to and I wish to stay at the top of her list :P
And if you don't understand that it's one of our many random conversations/stories in the sanatorium we also call college.
They're gonna be lots of them in my blog cause they are 'mazing.
I love you guys in noob.
Just sayin' :)
Anyways another reason is it is infinitely better than doing my maths coursework
Newton-Raphson can wait dear reader :)
LOL thats irony cause it uses tangents and I go off on them.
Gotta love irony.
Like the word lisp having a s sound :P
Oh Em Gee I just typed the title for this blog and realised how awkward the word awkward is.
Especially that K.
Just stuck stood awkwardly between two W's.
Like a third wheel.
*does my third wheel hand movement*
That poor K.
I feel your pain K its gonna be rite.
And that little tangent takes me towards the subject of this blog.
My personal lexicon :)
Lets start with the word spork
Well obviously this is an actual word meaning a piece of cutlery that is half spoon and half fork that is great when you go camping :)
But I don't use it in that context.
Mine is more as an insult
Like... YOU SPORK
It means a silly person.
It comes from the fact that I don't swear (as do a fair few of my quirky words)
I don't swear as I'd end up swearing in front of the rents and they would no likey that.
And also I dislike offending people.
So instead I call people sporks :)
Especially when they show lots of sporkish bethoviour.
Looking at no one in particular
*cough*WHEWELL*cough*
(I'm just messing with ya Whewell :P)
Anyways I also like the plosive P sound as its nice to shout when your a tad annoyed.
Now i can't exactly remember but I think it was first said when I was having one of my funny days.
Those days when I will just sit chat shiz and giggle at anything.
Especially cats.
I'm having one today.
Thehehe a Cat :D
So on these "I've lost it" days I will have just come out with it
Like this...
you... You... YOU SPORK!!!
Now on to fudge and its many variations such as fudge cakes.
Now this is used in my case to replace the F word.
It comes in many phrases such as...
Oh fudge cakes (translates to Oh f***)
For fudge sake (for f*** sake)
What the fudge (what the f***)
Fudge off/you (f*** off/you)
And apparently that's a cute thing to do.
Now let me just make a point...

I AM NOT CUTE!!!!!

I'm constantly having to argue this point in college cause apparently I have several "cute" traits.
And i make it worse by stropping/ stamping my feet when people say tat.
And letting lolrex's boy put my hair in two pony tails.
And pouting.
But I'm not cute cause I'm a ninja and ninjas aren't cute.
Ever.
EVER!
And that's reminded me Whewell is on 4.
I would explain but it doesn't matter reader it doesn't matter.
Anyway back to my words.
And I'm having a major mind blank :/
OOOHHHHH FUDGE
Well these aren't my words but I do pronouns tool and idiot unusually.
Tool is said like TO-EL
And Idiot is like Ee-D-Yot
These are said like this when there insults.
This blog seems to make it sound like I insult people a lot.
I only do when they deserve it.
Which with my friends is rather often
LOVE YOU GUYS :D <3
Anyway... I use the word rite a lot too.
Like be rite (it will be OK)
And its rite (its fine)
Cause I'm cool like that :)
Oh and btw if you hadn't already noticed (but you'd have to be pretty unobservational) I do just type as I think.
I just let it flowwwww.
Like creative juices pouring outta my head and onto the keyboard.
But not actual juice cause that tends to fudge up a computer.
They hate juice.
Tea on the other hand they loves.
Muchly :)
Anyways that's the reason for the disorganisedness of my blogs.
Plus I'm special.
Well the official terms dyslexic tendencies but I'll stick with special.
So well done for getting this far through the web of blog threads.
Like branches criss crossing everywhere in a jungle.
You force your way through the jungle and past sextiger (yeah that's another college thing)
And you've reached a clearing in the jungle.
Its called the end of the blog :)
Ttfn readers :)
Thanks for reading :) xxx