Dont worry I've not forgotten about you...

Hello readers :)
Now this wont be a long post
Just thought you'd wont to know Ive not forgotten about you and le quiz
I is just a zehr busy giraffe atm
And id totally forgotten how damn long it takes to put together a results post
Its just so much copying and pasting and colour changing ... It make my head hurt
Ive done the first 5 questions now and ima cream crackers
So it will be with you at some point hopefully next week
Do you like how Ive made this post all rainbowfull just cause i love you guys
That looks damn funkyfull when you highlight it

Anyways in the mean time Ive decided to stick a link in here to an awesome website

http://www.damnlol.com/

That shall cure any no blog post related boredom :P

And feel free to browse my previous posts :)

TTFN babes :)

<3

Le Quiz 2.0 Part 2- The Results

Well dear reader here it is
The much anticipated *shifty eyes* results to the quiz 2.0
Its got pretty much the same Make-it-up-as-i-go-along points system as the first one :)
And once again if you don't like it well fudge you
METOPHORICALLY of course
*provocative winkey face*
Well enjoy.....

1, What shall your name be on this quiz?
Lolrexius the great (preferably with a sense of foreboding)
Wewell(‘s wobble but they don't fall down)
Batman Jesus Chance
The Only
The Welshican

Well last time i didn't give points for the first question but this isn't last time is it :P Lolrexius the great gets half a point for the use of brackets and the word foreboding cause I heart it :) I'm half tempted to take half a point off Boyfriend (aka Batman Jesus Chance apparently) because he needs to learn he is NOT Jesus but I will let him off this time. Only cause its him though.

2, Did you do my last quiz? If yes was it good? If no why ever not?
YES. It was good. I particularly liked the bits when it asked my name and whether you’re cute. Sorry this answer isn’t long enough.
It was good, however I'm sad i didn't win, it was an awesome prize that i could have really used XD
Not-applicable
Yes, I did complete your last quiz. It was rather awesome, if a little eclectic.
Yes, Yes. Damn those answers could be misinterpreted.

The Welshican gets half a point for making me actually lol :P and so does The Only as the word eceletic makes me happy for some reason. Ive just realised how strange/weird/crazy someone who reads this without knowing me will think I am. I'm sane I swear ^^

3, Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Yes, and no. Because you said you wanted long answers (ehh ;)) I’m going to weigh up the pros and cons of the upcoming festivities.
Pros
- I like getting people presents! Especially when you get them something that’s just PERFECT and you’re like ZOMG and they’re like ZOMG and then the world’s like ZOMG and your blog becomes famous and the world explodes but not really because that would be bad.
- You find out how much people love you by using price comparison websites to work out how much they spent. If it’s homemade they clearly don’t even care.
- Birthdays are fun! Imagine being born on Christmas. Lucky him.
- It’s a holiday where I can avoid red meat without being weird!
Cons
- It costs so fucking much and lolrex has a lack of funding at the present (LOL GEDDIT)
- Christmas carols are unnecessarily chirpy. They all talk about the happiness and innocence related to this fantastic virgin birth. None of them mention the fact he DIED. And not even a nice death, like crushed pelvis. He was EXECUTED.
- People didn’t even like Jesus that much.
- People get all grumpy if youre grumpy because some kid threw ice at your face.
How couldnt i be? Sitting home infront of a warm fire,watching christmas movies, and hopefully spending time with the people i love ^^
No as i'll be missing you too muchy
No, I’m looking forward to Yule - I’m a Wiccan.
No, not really. It happens every year so why should we worry about it not coming.

For that FREAKING amazing answer Lolrexicus the great gets a WHOLE point *shockhorror*. I'm so glad I reread that sentence as I originally typed sockhorror and that just sounds like a really low budget horror film so would not have had the desired literary effect. Boyfriend get half a point for being sweet/cute cause I'm easily swayed like dat :P

4, If you could have one wish what would it be?
I WANT TO FLY, HANNAH. I WANT TO FLY.
If I was omnipotent for a day, I’d give myself wings. HUGE eagley angelly wings so I could fly anywhere and stop driving lessons. And then I’d feed some Africans and kill others (if I fed them all, none would die and then they’d suffer from major over-population) and make all governments give out cakes.
hmm...is a million wishes off the table? then in that case for one of my fingers to be a swiss army knife ( preferably the piinkie finger, give it some use for once) you know so that i could always open up a tin of beans, or cut my remaining nails XD
The end of the year not to be so complex
I would wish for the ability to affect probability, with all that that entails.
I would wish for anyone else answering this quiz to have the opposite of what they wanted.

Lolrexicus the great gets half a point as a child i always really wanted to be able to fly. Like I really wanted it loads. Wewell get half a point for shear inventiveness of the idea :) The welshican gets quarter of a point because even though its harsh its funny :P


5, What is your favourite mammal?
MY FAVOURITE MAMMAL ISSSSSS an angry stapler monster. They’re a bit ferocious and you never ever go near them without eye protection, but they’re worth it for those times when you need something stapling.
The whale, because its like “ hell yeah, i confuse you, and make you think im a fish”
Me (human)
My favourite mammal is dear old Homo Sapiens, because I love being human.
The Human Mammal.

Wewell made me lol so he gets half a point :) Lolrexicus the great gets half a point for inventiveness swiftly but loses it again for giving me a new thing to fear :/

6, Explain what the first thing that comes into your head is when I say "motorcycles"
Well, surprisingly, I think about motorcycles.But then I think how boring that is and how much more is expected of me as something of a creative blogger. So then I feel really bad about myself and fall into a temporary state of depression.
Definitely not card games, that would be silly
CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
I’m looking at buying one but I have a feeling that it will result in bankruptcy and/or certain death.
“Look at me and my new Biiiiiiiiike!” THUD.


Lolrexicus the great made me feel sad by being sad cause of the question i asked so ima gonna take away half a point and eat some chocolate ^^ Boyfriend gets half a point for making the epic reference to yugioh abridged :D ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzazRsbwb0&feature=feedfbc for any of you geeks out there :P )

7, What is the most epic superpower?
Not being depressed by quizzes. And the wing thing, obviously.
The ability to make copies of things. So if someone has a chocolate hobnob, you can just make a hobnob of your own, and om nom nom on that badboy, without feeling guilty and stealing someones biscuit.
Big Penis
My favourite superpower would be gravity control.
Ability stealing. I can steal other powers

Wewell and The Welshican get half a point each cause I happen to think there ideas are pretty epic ^^ especially if you could steal the biscuit power :P *evil laugh*

8, What’s the thing you fear most often?
The penis-armpit thing. *shudders*
Spiders. they give me shivers.
( note to the reader "nothing" is scribbled out :P ) YOU!
I fear being forgotten and my own rational mind.
People who steal other people’s abilities.

Boyfriend gets half a point for correctly fearing me... In fact I believe more people should do it :P Wewell loses half a a point cause the other night i had nightmare about spiders and he has just reminded me of it :/ I'm going to have to spider check the room now -.- The Only also gains half a point cause I too fear being forgotten :S

9, Crisps or Chocolate?
Can I have half-and-half? I like having salt and vinegar mccoys and then some really rich chocolate. But if I had to choose… crisps. I’m actually not that fond of chocolate. Like, I could go without. Easily. I don’t understand the big deal.
Why not both? remember those pringels that were actually chocoloate? i miss them.
CHOCO AS ITS THE COLOUR OF THE BLACKMAN
Chocolate. It’s way better for you, and it doesn’t (often) cut the roof of my mouth open, unlike crisps.
CHOCOLATE!!!!

Wewell gets half a point for reminding me of those epic item of food :D Boyfriend gets half a point cause i miss my blackman (that's not casual racism Mike doesn't mind) and The Only gets half a point too cause I feel sorry for the roof of his mouth :/

10, If you had to chooses between having an extra finger on both hands or no nose which would you choose?
An extra finger. But then I’d have it removed. You can’t really have a nose added, so that would be the easiest. I’d hope that my extra finger would fit between my others, just making my hand wider. If it stuck out at an odd angle at the side I’d chunder everywhere.
Well that depends on precisely how much i would look like voldemort.
An extra finger would be usefull for "finger"-ing
I’d have the extra fingers. It’d make foreplay more interesting, at any rate…
No nose cause then I wouldn’t have to be able to smell people to know they were coming.

How did I know Boyfriend and The Only would make it sexual *unimpressed look* Lolrexicus the great gets a quarter of a point for the use of the word chunder :P Wewell gets half a point for the HP reference :)

11, Given your opinion on modern societies opinion on beauty?
As a woman, I think it’s wrong. But as a fatty, I want to be thiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
my opinion on their opinion? i think they’re wrong, i believe that anyone who actually judges beauty on weight is an idiot, and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No one has any right to call anyone ugly, because they’re beautiful to somebody.
Beauty is skin deep xxx
I think that it is utter nonsense. I prefer natural women, not shrink-wrapped oranges.
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Lolrexicus you are NOT fat -.- Wewell gets half a point for his rather profound answer :) as does The Only as ima natural women ^^ and so does The Welshican as that's my response to peoples opinion on beauty

12, Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Writing blog posts about inverting robots and all the aliens with a penis in their armpit.
Supreme overlord of the universe!!!! either that or working in Dixons.
Leading my new world order
I see myself realistically as well past the peak of my physical prime and just getting used to my body failing as I take up a desk job at an engineering firm instead of doing the fieldwork. Unrealistically, you will all be benevolently governed by my totalitarian dictatorship which will seek to expand into space rather than exploit the Earth even more.
As a 17 year old, I see myself as a 37 year old.

The Only gets half a point cause I rather like his answer :) and The Welshican gets half a point too because his slightly sarcastic answer made me chuckle :P

13, Will it bother you that I am having 13 questions?
I’m not superstitious. There’s no writing on the wall. The ladder’s not falling. I’M NOT STEVIE WONDER.
Ahhh!! touch wood, touch wood, bad luck!!
I FUCKING HATE/LOVE YOU (Delete as appropriate)
No, it doesn’t bother me – thirteen is significant, but not unlucky.
This is the 15th question. The second one was 3 questions. Take that society.

Boyfriend gets half a point as I fucking hate/love him too :P ^^ Lolrexicus gets half a point to for making me have a little boggie :D I would give The Welshican half a point but the answers a bit of a smart arse answer so he doesn't get any :P

And the result are...
*drumroll*
Ooooooo its close

Lolrexius the great- 2 1/4
Wewell- 2 1/2
Batman Jesus Chance- 2 1/2
The Only- 2 1/2
The Welshican- 2 1/4

Ahhh fudgecakes -.-

What am I ment to do now?

*ponders furiously*

I GOT IT!!!

We shall have a deciding question of destiny

*dramatic music*

And the winner shall get a point :)

And thus be the overall winner ^^

I shall sort that out before my next blog post

Untill next time reader ttfn

:) xxx

Le Quiz 2.0

Right I'm having le common issue atm
Bloggers blockWhich sounds quite good if you say it
BLoggers BLock
Great plosive sound :)
Try saying it people :P
This is quite annoying as I am never usually lost for words
Like EVER
Apart from when I open the posting windowmegiggy
And yes windowmegiggy is a technical term
Well anyways I've decided to get some audience participation coming in again :)
Now I've done a quiz before
You can find it at the side bar --->
Read it if you haven't :)
*INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG HERE TO GET YOU TO READ MY OLD POSTS HERE*
But.... Enter le Quiz 2.0
I don't know why but I'm liking me le's atm
Ive gone all french on yo asses
Gonna be whacking out croissants left right and centre before you know it :P
But I digress
So its gonna work like last time with doing a vague points system
But they'll be less questions so I'm expecting developed answers
No one word shiz here pwease
Tahh in advance you babes :)
And yes you are ALL babes :D
Every single one of you
^^
The questions will be bellow and you email me the answers (to awkwardgiraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk)
The deadline is the 30th November :)
So you have like 2 and a half weeks :)
Here be le questions....

1, What shall your name be on this quiz?
2, Did you do my last quiz? If yes was it good? If no why ever not?
3, Are you looking forward to Christmas?
4, If you could have one wish what would it be?
5, What is your favourite mammal?
6, Explain what the first thing that comes into your head is when I say... motorcycles
7, What is the most epic superpower?
8, Whats the thing you fear most often?
9, Crisps or Chocolate?
10, If you had to chooses between having an extra finger on both hands or no nose which would you choose?
11, Given your opinion on modern societies opinion on beauty?
12, Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
13, Will it bother you that I am having 13 questions?

Its nearly midnight
I be sleepy
*YAWNS*
Night night readers :) x

The post I'm too lazy to think of a name for so well just call it Bob :)

Heyy guys :)

First of all an apology for my lack of blogging for the last few months :/

I'm a very busy awkward giraffe lately ^^

Ive applied to university

Got my first offer today :D

But you don't care about me enough to want to know the detail on that :P

And plus I probably should tell the Internet too much detail about me

Anywayss...

I'm blogging now cause I feel guilty

And cause LOLREX just blogged

http://lolrexlol.blogspot.com/

Check it out peeps :D

I'm cream crackered atm so this wont be a long or particularly good post :/

Went for a jog with the boy today cause I'm trying to be all healthy

Then had fish and chips for tea

And cake

And chocolate

OOOPPPPSSIIEEE :/

Anywayss...

I said anyways a lot

And moving swiftly on

I don't mean I'm moving on I mean i say moving swiftly on a lot too :P

But I don't think that's surprising considering in awkward giraffe

I can talk my way out of any awkward situation :P

And I'm generally socially awkward

I HATE eye contact -.-

And silences -.-

And courgettes but that more of a texture issue than a example of my social awkwardness

I mean its not often you find yourselves having to turn down courgette based hospitality

What I mean was people don't usually offer you courgette in social situations and get offended if you turn them down

Cause if they did I would be screwed

Metaphorically my dear readers :P

Sorry for that :P

Couldn't help myself :P

I think that's a sign

I think it is time for me to stop writing and get back to my chocolate orange :P

It has freaking popping candy in it :D :D :D

BEST

THING

EVER!!!

Sorry that the thread of this post is even less clear than usual :P

And it stupidly short :/

But hey ho at least you know I'm still here :)

Check out some of my older work if this is your first read its defo better :)

I like July mostestest

I shall try to blog more :)
But I've said that before -.-

TTFN lovelies :D xxx

Flavoured water :D

Hello my lovely reader :)
Here's a picture of giraffe :)

Just thought id show my appreciation of your reading-this-ness
I'm here to talk (well technically type but lets not be padantic) to you guys today about flavoured water
This topic came to me in a rant in one of my random tangent conversations in my flute lesson on Tuesday :)
Cause lets face it ima random most of the time :D
So now to make my eccentric rantings it into a readable written from
I just typed worm instead of form
Why would I be making a readable written worm?

Strange :/
Very strange indeed
Anyways,
What the fudge is the point of flavoured water?
If i wanted water I'd drink water but lets face it water is boring so I hardly ever do
But if i wanted favour id get a juice based liquid refreshment
Preferably with lots of caffeine :)
Like the way i didn't flavour a brand there :P
So what the hell is flavoured water doing?
Its all ooooo look at me i have flavour and water
NO
Just no.
Its like the kid that tries so very hard to be cool even though he really not
Stop trying to have flavour when your just water
Just get over yourself and be water
You don't even taste good
Your the rola cola of the flavour world
You fail at flavour so give up trying and just be water.
Kay?
I think my epic paint skills are needed again here

Ima paint genius :D
I deserve a medal :)
Hold on a minute :)

I am just too cool :)
And I think that's it
Ive got rid of my flavoured water related frustration
The little things anger me people
Like good damn people overtaking me and nearly causing an accident when I'm doing 55 in a 60 :@
MORONNNNN!!!
And breathe :)
Well that takes us nicely to the end of this rather short but still cool blog post :)
Feel free to browse my past work
Look its over there ----->
:D
TTFN <3 xxx

Quiz results :D

Hey there :)
Many thanks for the 5 responses I got :)
Love you guys :)
You are all winners in my book
And get much Hannah love :)
Well now here we go
Here they are the results of the quiz .....

1,What name do you wanna go by on this?
LOLREX;D
Adam
Larry the bringer of quiche
Charlie :3
ummm, Desmond the moon bear :D

The point for this question goes to Larry the bringer of quiche. I wasn’t going to give a point for this question but then I saw the word quiche. What can I say I really like quiche.

2,Whats your favourite kind of triangle?
Isosceles. I like that they have ONE line of symmetry, the best number of lines of symmetry. It’s why I don’t like equilateral triangles. They’re so dumb. It’s like, for fuck’s sake! STOP BEING SO SELFISH AND HAVING THREE LINES OF SYMMETRY. And then you don’t even know if you’re talking to their head or their bum because they’re equilateral so there’s no way to tell! And then you realise they’re a triangle so they don’t even HAVE a head or a bum!
The triangular kind
Isosceles, so that i may laugh at the fools who misspell it
Equilateral, cuz all of the angles are 60 :L
Kitten??? :3

1 point for LOLREX cause that is a rant and a half which makes perfect logical sense to me :P though i do also like Charlie’s logic so she gets half a point (its my quiz i can score it however the fudge I like) Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point cause he laughs at people who cant spell and I cant spell. Mwhahahaha :P

3,If you were an x-men character who would you be and why?
I’d be Dr. Jean Grey or ‘Marvel Girl’ because Wolverine loves her.
Male version of Storm, cause i would like to control the weather
Mystique, as i could look like myself, but with some...*cough* bonuses*cough*
Umm...Wolverine, cuz then lolrex will have my babies XD
Toad :D cause he is like jummy and happy and funs and parties :3

1 point to Charlie cause I had the same idea :P half a point for Larry bringer of quiche for making me lol

4,Do you have an Angus? If yes describe him if no why not?
Yes, he’s currently black and made of flannel.
No
I didnt have an angus, but i had a leopard teddy(called leopardy :3) who would protect me from vegetables
Angus as in an angus beef burger? No...but im hungry now :P
Whats an angus

1 point for LOLREX for being cool enough to have an angus (for anyone who is confused look at http://lolrexlol.blogspot.com/2011/05/bath-time-with-angus.htm and hopefully it will all make sense :D ) Larry the bringer of quiche gets half a point as that is quite cute :P

5,Am I cute?
Ridiculously so.
Yes
Im not calling you cute, (she ball flicks me when i do) my crotch is already the same as action mans because of you
No, not at all ;) *ass kissing commences* :P
By answering this question I am causing another question and to why i believe the answer to that question to be correct therefore causing a chain of events to tear a hole in time and space causing the universe to collapes, now, do you really want me to answer :3

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche, Desmond the moon bear and Charlie because they didn't call me cute. As I said earlier its my quiz so its my points system :P

6,Facial hair. Yay or Nay?
Okay, I don’t know what this means. If this is you asking if you should grow some, no. Don’t. But I like stubbly men.
Nay
Yay, but only when it looks sexy, or you can stroke it when youre thinking
Yay, but only if it suits them :/
Nay, Yay I mean Nay

A point for Adam and Desmond the moon bear as i have a rather large dislike for facial hair and it scares me muchly.

7,Whats your superhero/ villain persona?
Well. Originally I was RAPE TIGER but now I’m LigerLady.
Anti-Hero (Does good things my own way)
His name is salmon boy, and he fights all evil in slow mountain streams
I'd be catwoman because she's hottt ;P
ummmm, fluffy the super kitten of dooooom!! :3

A point for LOLREX just cause NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P half a point for Adam cause i really likes that idea and also half a point for Desmond the moon bear as i involves the word fluffy and talks about kittens. Nuff said :P Larry the bringer of quiche loses half a point as that's too like salmon bear for my liking.

8,Can you burp the alphabet?
I can’t burp on demand. Sometimes, when I’m ill I burp. But, sometimes when I’m ill and I go to burp, I actually sound like a baby dinosaur.
Yes although i struggle at W
I won a talent show as a child due to that ability no joke
Yes, if you give me a glass of water XD
I can in my mind O.o

Half a point for Adam, Larry bringer of quiche and Charlie for sharing my talent so I no longer feel like a wierdo. Well I still do but a little less now :P

9,Whats your opinion on the sitch in Lybia?
As in, the species of crab?
No comment, its their problem
(wtf the last question was about burping the alphabet) i think gadaffi is a bumface
Lybia? Don't you mean labia? ;) heheh
Whats that :P

One point for Larry bringer of quiche for saying what I'm thinking. Indeed Gadaffi is a bumface :)

10,How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A would chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
3 trees and a walking stick's worth
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if wood chucks could chuck wood
Enough for the woodchuck to be able to feed his family, of courseee :P
As much wood as a wood would chucker could chuck if a would chucker could chuck wood and lond as their is enough wood to chuck :)

Adam and Charlie get half a point for giving answers that I actually understand. The other answers may as well be in German cause I don't have the foggist what there on about :S

11,Bro's before hoes. Discus.
DISCUS?! THE SPORT?! THE FISH?!
I’m sorry, I know you have spelling troubles.
You mean discuss, darling.
As I would be considered a ‘hoe’ over a ‘bro’ because of my dancer, I think it’s crap. Hoes first. And the whole sisters before misters. It depends entirely on the sisters and the misters and the bros and the hoes.
Depends on the situation
Is this for twelve marks? bro's before hoe's, but if the bro is a hoe, then youre life is awesome :3
Lol...just lol :L
*Discuss :) Bro's = Male Hoes = suck Male therefore Hoes suck Bro's ;)

Adam gets half a point for giving me a proper answer that oi understand :) I was tempted to take away points for pointing out my spelling error but then i realised ima fail.

12,Do you consider your self a noobian? If yes how and when did you become one and if no what do ya think of them?
Yeah, I’m a Noobian. But I prefer the term ‘Noobite’ because it has the world bite in it. Since like… just before I got with Boyfriend? So December maybe?
Yes, when i realised i was a huge gaming nerd
I think i was the l6's first noobian, and it has made me 20% cooler btw i made awkward giraffe a noobian
Yes! I am a noobian! ;3 And I love all of my fellow noobians :)
*insert apropriate answer* tehehe, i said insert ;)

One point to Larry bringer of quiche as what he said is true :) he is the reason i am a noobian :) Desmond the moon bear gets half a point for making me chuckle muchly :) hehehe insert :P

13,Whats the most attractive thing about the person you like at the moment? (you don't have to specify who it is)
Ahaaaaa, he looks like TARZAN :D
Their childlike personality....that sounds really pervy doesnt it :P
Their smile :3
ummmm, i donts like anyone at the moment?? O.o

Charlie gets a point as that is one thing that i always find attractive in others :) shes on my wavelength :)

14,Favourite musical artist or band?
I like the Killers, RHCP, Bowling for Soup, Eagles, R.E.M….
Seventh Wonder
The smashing pumpkins
I love all musics...but if i had to choose it would be nickleback or rihanna or jessie J :)
BOWLING FOR SOUP :D <3

I'm gonna give half a point each to LOLREX and Desmond the moon bear cause they said bowling for soup and I love bowling for soup :)

15,Finish this sentence. I'm totally terrified...
That one day I’ll wake up with a tiny penis growing from my armpit.
I'm totally terrified of clowns. they scare the crap out of me
...of hollyoaks
because the ninjas are everywhereeee *twitches*
I'm totally terrified of blue cheese

Im gonna give half a point to LOLREX for making me chuckle and half to Charlie because as we all know I am a ninja :P :)

16,Whats your guilty pleasure?
Ahaaaaaa… Trying to think of something slightly more innocent than my initial reaction. Sims and Big Bang Theory.
Listening to Acapella songs
butter, seriously i coat EVERYTHING in it
Cheesecake.... *drooooools*
ummmm *shifty eyes* telling you would threaten the health and safty of the government :)

Im gonna give a point to Adam as I too apreciate acapella songs :D and half a point for LOLREX for having a dirty mind like me :P and also half to Desmond the moon bear purely for the use of shifty eyes :P :)

17,Do you think normality is overrated?
I wouldn’t know.
Yes.
why be normal when you can be not normal. way more fun I think being normal is way too mainstream
Totally, I mean being normal just isn't fun at all!
yeah, totally :3 wierd is different and different is special and special means awesome :D

Im gonna give a point to Desmond the moon bear for summing up the awesomeness of being diferrent :D

18,Can you shimee?
IT WOULD APPEAR that I’m the only one who can ;) JK, yeah :D
No and i dont intend to try
No but i can jazz hands
Oh yes ;)
yes?? :P

Im gonna give a point to LOLREX for reminding me of the funny times trying to teach me to shimee :P and half a point to Adam cause the mental image of him shimeeing i have is actual LMAO material :P

19, If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
I’d be skinnier and more punctual with my blog posts. Though, nothing makes you lose weight quickly like sicking up your guts for three days ;D
My face so i didnt look Mexican
Gills, so that i could go deep sea tresure hunting
I'd love to be a little more patient...but thats all I would change :)
everything cause then I could be a dinosaur and eats everyone, if not that, then, ummmm, my height, i wanna be taller :)

Half a point each for Larry bringer of quiche and Desmond the moon bear as gills and being taller are two things id quite like to have :)

20,Would you rather be really pale or really hairy?
I’m ALREADY really pale D: Though I do have a 2cm L-Shaped strip of tan on my booby. So, if it was just for the day, I’d be really hairy like Hank McCoy and hopefully blue like him too. But, if it was permanent, I’d stick to my pale self.
Pale
Im medium of both, so thats cool with me :3
Really pale, I find pale people very attractive :P
hairy, cause i can shave off hair

Im gonna give the point to Charlie as being quite pale I like to think there is someone that find us type attractive :) and half a point to LOLREX for the information of her body tanage :P

21, Describe me in 3 words.
CUTE (wheyyyy) & Battlestar Fantastica.
Bubbly, Fun, Not-normal
Cant count
Absolutely not cute ;):P
awesomeness bfs lover :D

Right im gonna give a point to Adam the nice desciption :) Charlie gets half a point for saying im not cute and Desmond the moon bear gets half for mentioning bfs :) larry bringer of quiche gets half for making me chuckle and LOLREX loses half for saying im cute :P wheyyyyyy :P

That took a supprising amount of effort considering it took little actuall writing on my part :/ :P
Now to work out the scores....
Give me a minute...
Ok the results...
*dramatic music*

In 5th place with 5 points its Larry the bringer of quiche
In joint 2nd place with 5 1/2 points its LOLREX, Adam and Desomnd the moon bear :)
So in 1st with 6 points is Charlie :D!!!

And now to the prize
Now i put a lotta thought into this
Being a student i have little money to buy one
So what is free but still a good thing to win
I was really stuck for ideas
Whewell suggested i could be the prize but i think there are laws against that
So what was i to do???
Then it hit me....
Metophorically obviously
I didnt actually get thwacked by an idea
Thwack thats a cool word
And how could I get hit by an idea when it doesnt actually exist?
Anyways lets not get sidetracked
Where was i??
Oh the prize!!
The prize is that Charlie can now call me cute and i can argue with it :)
Now everyone lets not be getting ideas
Im not cute
And no one else can get away with saying i am :P :)
Apart from Charlie now

And there it is
Another end to another blog post
Till next ime reader
Goodbyess :) xxx

Blonde moment :P xxx

The email address is awkwardgiraffeandhertravels@hotmail.co.uk

Sowwwwi :/

Love you all :)